so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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