I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He's on the porch naked. Help.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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