You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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