I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
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