She's JV to your varsity
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
im holly from the hills drunk
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
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i dont even know how to be here
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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