I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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