can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
