Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
did you just send me my own nude
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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