I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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