i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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