no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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