i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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