and you said cock pushups were impossible
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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