All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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