some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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