he told me I talked like a deaf person
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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