I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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