Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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