his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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