He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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