Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Randomize
