i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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