gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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