So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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