We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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