Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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