with your own penis?
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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