He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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