I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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