i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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