He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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