She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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