id be glad to
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
