I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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