lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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