I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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