you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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