That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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