I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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