Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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