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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
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Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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