didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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