She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...