Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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