Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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