i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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