Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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