she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I checked into jail on foursquare
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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