I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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