GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
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Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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