Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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