We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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