New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
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You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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