So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Come see our sink grown plant.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
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Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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