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My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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