I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
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if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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