did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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