There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize