When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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