Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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